For the uninitiated, isn’t a typo. It stands for “Unnecessary Public Declaration.” Mikael doesn’t just talk. He broadcasts . If he thinks of a fact, he doesn’t whisper it. He announces it to the nearest seven people. A sample of his internal monologue, shouted across a silent library: “Oh wow, I just realized that ‘gullible’ isn’t in the dictionary!” (Classic, Mikael. Classic.) Or, during a tense movie: “UPD: The butler definitely did it because his left cuff is wrinkled.”
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But now, when he does it, I don’t roll my eyes. I just sigh, text my mom, and write: For the uninitiated, isn’t a typo