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This Office Worker Keeps Turning Her Ass Toward... Jun 2026
Her coworkers tried everything to get her to stop. They would approach her from different angles, hoping to catch her off guard. They would speak loudly, thinking that maybe she was just pretending not to hear them. But no matter what they did, Emily would consistently turn her back to them.
She appears composed and efficient but frequently maneuvers herself to be near the protagonist. While the title suggests a specific physical focus, the story reveals her actions are motivated by a massive, albeit poorly communicated, crush on him. Plot Themes This Office Worker Keeps Turning Her Ass Toward...
HR had to write a new policy. Section 4, Subsection B: “Employees are forbidden from presenting their posterior to another employee’s primary sightline for more than four consecutive seconds, unless engaged in a fire drill or a trust fall exercise.”
The breaking point came during a Q3 team-building karaoke night. “My boss made us sing ‘Don’t Stop Believin’’ at 10 PM on a Thursday. I realized I’d rather scrub my shower grout.”
