I have to work the night shift. Who wants to stay up with me?
The "paper" you might be referring to is likely one of the following: The Original Creepypasta Useless.avi
A Masterclass in Anti-Climax – 5/5 Stars I have to work the night shift
The man in the mask reappeared. He was carrying a small, metal bowl. He set it down in front of the chimpanzee and then pointed a finger at the woman. The Ending Useless.avi
While the original file is now rare (most modern antivirus software deletes it as a "Potentially Unwanted File" or PUP), its spirit lives on. Here is your survival guide: