Funny+pee+stories

"Have a nice day," she chirped, remaining seated.

Sarah was at her best friend’s wedding, standing as a bridesmaid in a very expensive, very fitted satin gown. The ceremony was flawless until the pollen from the flower arrangements hit her nose. She felt the sneeze building—a massive, explosive "Achoo!" She executed it perfectly. But in the same split second, she felt a warm, distinct betrayal. funny+pee+stories

Children are the masters of funny pee stories because they have zero shame. One parent shared a story of their toddler at a public pool. The child stood on the edge, announced to the crowded deck, "I'm making the water warm for everyone!" and proceeded to demonstrate exactly how. The pool was cleared in record time, leaving the toddler as the sole, proud king of his warm-water empire. Why We Laugh "Have a nice day," she chirped, remaining seated

He headbutted the metal urinal divider. The sound echoed through the entire restroom like a gong. A stranger at the sink asked, "You okay, buddy?" Through tears of pain and joy, he replied, "Best movie ever." She felt the sneeze building—a massive, explosive "Achoo