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In our latest exclusive, we put two legends to the ultimate test: the Tough Cracker Stale Cracker . One is a survivor; the other is just... tired. video title tough cracker stale cracker exclusive
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In the video, the host opened a World War II-era hardtack cracker from a sealed military surplus kit. The cracker was physically impossible to bite (Tough), had been decaying for 80 years (Stale), and was the only known sealed pack in existence (Exclusive).
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